Howdy Trigger-Happy Warriors,
We are always on the hunt for hot talent.
We are an equal opportunity clan.
We don't play favorites.
In fact, we toss away non-essential personnel.
Every target is fair game.
We aim to please.
We take no prisoners.
We shoot them all!
Action speaks volumes.
Commander Dorky Duck
We are a totally independent group.
Constructive comments are strongly encouraged!
Violators are subject to immediate cancellation.
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